Rage Consumes Me - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $29.99
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Color: Black

The sarcasm is strong with this one...

This is the perfect funny t-shirt for anyone who wants to show off their playful personality (or maybe you're just dead inside).

Are you thinking of someone this t-shirt would be PERFECT for? Follow your gut. You know it's the perfect present.

Did we just say the word "perfect" three times? Yep, it's a sign...

The technical stuff: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume (super-soft combed cotton) combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

This t-shirt fits most humans, but be sure to check the size chart (below) carefully. We print each t-shirt in your size in the color of your choice when you order it. This helps us save on waste and lower our carbon footprint (the earth has enough to deal with as is). Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges unless the product you received is:

1. The wrong product/not the product you ordered
2. Defective in some way

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
Shipping Info
  • Most items arrive in 8-10 days, but some may take up to 14 days with standard shipping. 
  • We currently do not ship outside of the US. Please do not place an order if you require shipping outside of the US.
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