I'm Sexy and I Mow It - Unisex t-shirt
This is the perfect funny t-shirt for anyone who is serious about lawn care... and know they look good doing it.
It just might be that gift you're looking for!
The technical stuff: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume (super-soft combed cotton) combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
This super soft t-shirt fits most humans, but be sure to check the size chart (below) carefully. We print each t-shirt in your size in the color of your choice when you order it. This helps us save on waste and lower our carbon footprint (the earth has enough to deal with as is). Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges unless the product you received is:
1. The wrong product/not the product you ordered
2. Defective in some way
Disclaimer: This is a super light t-shirt so the fabric is slightly sheer and lighter colors may appear see-through, under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
- Most items arrive in 8-10 days, but some may take up to 14 days with standard shipping.
- We currently do not ship outside of the US. Please do not place an order if you require shipping outside of the US.
Size guide
This is our general size guide. If there are different sizes listed in the product description, follow those instead.
T-shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
T-shirt Care Instructions
| General | A premium garment known for its softness and durability |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
Hoodies
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 26 3/4 | 22 1/2 | 22 3/4 |
| M | 27 1/2 | 24 | 23 |
| L | 28 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 23 1/2 |
| XL | 29 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 23 3/4 |
| 2XL | 30 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 24 |
| 3XL | 31 1/2 | 31 1/2 | 24 1/4 |
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 33 -36 | 25 ⅜ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 37 -40.00 | 25 ¾ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41 -43 | 26 ⅛ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 44 -46 | 26 ⅝ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 47 -49 | 26 ¾ |